(Note: Here's where you think I'm going to take some kind of dig at Auburn for making everyone park in Tuskegee and bus back to the stadium, or because the coffee they provided was cold and tasted sort of like poison. But, see, I'm not. So there.)
(Note: In the time it took to write this, Auburn commit Jonathan Rose ran an interception back for a touchdown. Feel free to free-associate about the poetry in a kid who's going to Auburn next year dominating on his future home field. Leeds 14, Hamilton 6.)
Anyway, this week's lines come to you courtesy of usatoday.com. As always, feel free to discuss these here or by finding me on Twitter.
Arizona St. (+6.5) at Arizona
Northern Illinois (-14.5) at Miami (OH)
Illinois (-6.5) at Fresno St.
Rutgers (+20) at West Virginia
Pittsburg (PICK) at Cincinnati
Troy (-4) at Fla. Atlantic
Utah St. (+40) at Boise St.
(Note: Bad week to be Utah St. Bad, BAD week.)
Oregon (-15.5) at Oregon St.
Auburn (-5) vs. South Carolina (Atlanta)
Washington (-8) at Washington St.
Florida St. (+4.5) vs. Va. Tech (Charlotte)
(Note: Hey, this one is close to selling out! Good for you, ACC.)
UConn (+2.5) at South Florida
(Note: Can TCU take the Big East's BCS bid this year? Can we just go ahead and start that now?)
Nebraska (+4) vs. Oklahoma (Dallas)
USC (-8) at UCLA