I'm not there.
Realized on my way into work yesterday that this weekend is race weekend at Talladega, then spent the next few minutes gleefully cackling (since I don't work for The Daily Home any longer and don't have to work this weekend).
So, in requiem, here's what a caution-free lap at the speedway looks like.
If you're going, more power to you. Just don't ask me to come along.