Since we're now more than 24 hours removed from Alabama's victory in the BCS National Championship — you heard about that, right? — I figured I'd preempt some of our bitter friends from rival schools and their tired lines about redneckery, luck and so forth.
The thing is, it's good to have these people. I'll let Katt Williams explain (warning: language is decidedly offensive).
So yes, just to save everyone the time, Alabama is lucky, Alabama cheats and Alabama fans are all rednecks. Also, if you'd like to see the BCS National Championship trophy anytime soon, swing by Tuscaloosa and have a look.
Enjoy your winter. I know I'm going to.