Halcombe (6:31 a.m.) Apparently Joe Mauer forgot to dry his hair following his latest shower with Head and Shoulders, hence the pneumonia.Halcombe (6:41 a.m.) Kids grow overnigt. And when they do, they're ready for Goodnites. Wtf? Use the G-D toilet for crying out loud.
Pedro (8:57 a.m.) Showing Tech & a pointless Alabama game? FSS, you have won my heart. For this week, at least. And until I hear what morons you send for color on those games
Dad (10:36 a.m.) Good physicality
Dad (10:39 a.m.) Sign at Grown Folks "fir grown and sexy folks — fried chicken livers and gizzards"
Rob (11:15 a.m.) Stan white got hit in the head a lot
Maguire (11:15 a.m.) I wonder if he actually sells insurance, or if gullible aubs just buy it from him because he was their QB.
Maguire (11:48 a.m.) One of the ESPN guys at the Clemson/aub game just said "on today."
Rob (12:00 p.m.) Erin about trotter look at his mustache queer
Maguire (1:26 p.m.) Does Trotter have a porn 'stache?
Dad (1:20 p.m.) Can I still aubie and three and a half?
Maguire (1:29 p.m.) If this holds in Nashville, there should be a decent RebelBear meltdown for our enjoyment on Tuesday.
Rob (1:41 p.m.) Never a bad time for candy
Rob (1:41 p.m.) Candy
Rob (1:41 p.m.) Vandy damn auto correct
Jamie (1:47 p.m.) You forget ted roof is involvedRob (1:55 p.m.) Well I wouldn't bet on either defense
Pedro (2:15 p.m.) One fun part of inter-conference play: becoming a fan of your vanquished opponent in order to make you look better. Way to pull it out, Penn State.
Bart (2:15 p.m.) #15 for Clemson is awful.
Jamie (2:17 p.m.) Lucky as shitMe (2:17 p.m.) No shame in that.
Zach (2:18 p.m.) Yeah. Especially without playing any defense the entire streak.
Jamie (2:19 p.m.) 3 years of terrible defense. I guess we will need another superman to compete for a championship. No excuse defense this bad. D was horrid last year, we won in spite.
Pedro (2:25 p.m.) Could be the first time in history the president has the team's bus greeted by a pomped homecoming float announcing the coach's firing.
Dad (2:27 p.m.) Dare go dabo
Rob (2:32 p.m.) It's a god thing
Pedro (2:29 p.m.) 6 drives of 30 seconds or less makes the score go up
Me (2:35 p.m.) Time for CBS to plug in Verne & Gary ...
Rob (2:36 p.m.) They still alive?
Jamie (2:36 p.m.) I like garyDad (2:39 p.m.) Tracey!!
Pedro (2:37 p.m.) "Worst band uniforms ever. They deserve the name unis."
Dad (2:42 p.m.) Pouncey not starting for the tenth year in a row?
Whit (2:50 p.m.) From price — Two things ... we need to fire ted roof and spend about two weeks learning how to tackle ... roll eagle
Me (3:10 p.m.) Based on Dabo's postgame prayer, God decided he was tired of Auburn, too.
Dad (3:11 p.m.) ... oooo
Moody (3:41 p.m.) Yeah. It's still better than soccer. We are down in monroeville. After the AU outing, I decided to come and try to shoot some doves. So far, it's warm and birdless.
Me (3:53 p.m.) I feel like Muschamp would beat Dooley in a fight.
Dad (3:54 p.m.) Sorta like 2 mules ...
Maguire (3:54 p.m.) I bet he fights dirty, though.Jamie (3:54 p.m.) Dooley would sue him
Moody (3:55 p.m.) How cool would it be if the head coaches had a no rules fight the first 5 minutes of halftime at midfield. I bet saban would kill a few folks.
Moody (3:55 p.m.) And I bet the anti-"kitty cat" coach fromt he carolinas can fight too.
Rob (3:56 p.m.) Dunno Dooley looks scrappy
Rob (3:56 p.m.) Although muschamp would probably go for the nuts
Pedro (4:23 p.m.) I think Muschamp is trying to see how he'd do in a fight with some of the refs.Pedro (4:25 p.m.) Ya think Muschamp & Dooley will come out of half with matching orange pants? That'd be, well, news.
Rob (4:35 p.m.) Umm Syracuse still plays football
Halcombe (5:06 p.m.) Bad headline option: Midshipmen take it to Cocks
Halcombe (5:31 p.m.) I thought Notre Dame was playing Mich. St? How are they beating SC?
Halcombe (5:32 p.m.) Oh, and I know what you're thinking, and no I'm not pairing "Seamen" and "Cocks." You're just immature.
Halcombe (5:42 p.m.) Scripted response for any Navy opponent: This offense is difficult to prepare for.
Halcombe (5:50 p.m.) Cue the "There goes the season" pouting for Spurrier and the Cock Nation. That didn't sound right.
Halcombe (6:42 p.m.) The ole' ball coach forgot his polident. Those dentures are mighty stained.
Halcombe (7:12 p.m.) Spurrier: Not only am I a spokesman for the Hair Club for Men (removes visor), I'm also a member.
Halcombe (7:16 p.m.) You have to try pretty hard to keep Mark May from looking like an a$$. Coach Lou, bravo. Bravo.
Halcombe (7:58 p.m.) Cocks kill Seamen chances late. Couldn't help it.
Maguire (7:30 p.m.) Asshole behind me: "Come on, line, block! They ain't gon' block, A.J. ain't in there."
Dad (7:48 p.m.) O line still pretty bad
Me (8:15 p.m.) OL remains objectively terrible. Afraid it's going to cost us an important game.
Rob (8:21 p.m.) Cyrus needs to be left tackle and jones moved back to guard
Pedro (8:23 p.m.) "No doubt it's gonna cost us a game. N. Texas is getting pocket pressure." Was Joe Pendry that good? Or are they holding out for strippers from Jeff Stoutland?
Me (8:32 p.m.) Wait — why did A.J. not just cover the ball? Just to be safe?
Rob (8:35 p.m.) Offense is suspect next week should be interesting
Dad (9:03 p.m.) Almost inept on offense.
Me (9:54 p.m.) Also an epic Mormon battle b/t Utah & BYU on ESPN2.
Jack (9:55 p.m.) Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb
Jamie (9:59 p.m.) From 02-07 worst au defense finished ranked 15th. Under Roof we have gone 68th, 60th and currently are 111th at best. 76% 3rd down conversion rate by our opponents. 39/51 3rd downs have resulted in 1st downs. That is video game like.
Audra (10:04 p.m.) Khristale said this is the loudest and most hyper she has seen me — I told her I was high on sooner endorphins ... soonernorphs
Me (10:06 p.m.) And alcohol.
Me (10:08 p.m.) And no, Pitbull, I will not "have a real good time."
Audra (10:09 p.m.) see if I would have known earlier in life that all I needed was a avg. body and looks with an awesome ability to rap to make millions ... I wouldve been Comanche Candy
Dad (10:09 p.m.) Boomer just won the game
Me (10:09 p.m.) If it makes you feel any better, AU wasn't the worst defense today: Kansas gave up 700 vs. Ga. Tech.
Jamie (10:12 p.m.) It doesn't, but thanks.
Audra (10:32 p.m.) It was a good game
Maguire (10:46 p.m.) 3-0. Roll Tide.