Jamie (8:29 a.m.) Irony: erin andrews telling someone else to check their hotel room door for mischief
Jamie (8:32 a.m.) I wonder how clemson "shocked the nation" last week. Weren't they 3 pt favorites?
Me (9:04 a.m.) The Big & Rich song has surpassed merely being annoying. I genuinely wish them harm now.
Whit (9:10 a.m.) Welcome to the team
Dad (10:02 a.m.) I just realized how appropriate the song "livin' on a prayer" is for aubie p.a.
Me (12:51 p.m.) It appears the UA KDs all decided to wear long jerseys with leggings, instead of dresses.
Mama (1:13 p.m.) So fashionable!
Me (12:46 p.m.) Is Houston wearing that hat in the hopes no one will recognize him?
Maguire (12:47 p.m.) I think he should add a fake mustache and glasses. The hat alone isn't working.
Maguire (12:48 p.m.) He should probably make a deal with the devil, too.
Me (12:48 p.m.) Or a deal with ESPN. He's headed there anyway.
Me (12:56 p.m.) I say Ole Miss just onsides it every time. What's the happen that could happen, really?
Dad (1:07 p.m.) Ole Ms is really bad
Rob (1:20 p.m.) It's bad when u having nothing to loose in the 4th game of year
Maguire (2:38 p.m.) Gonna find out a few things about ourselves today. RTR.
Halcombe (2:38 p.m.) Is Verne Lundquist more like
b) a troll from Harry Potter, or
c) Danny Devito in "Sunny in Philadelphia?"
Maguire (2:43 p.m.) Glad we're not meerkats.
Maguire (2:46 p.m.) Your ass is supposed to be in your seat.
Stacey (2:45 p.m.) Put me in your blog post! #shameless
Jamie (2:50 p.m.) I'm not sure petrino realizes he starts the game with 3 time outs.
Halcombe (3:00 p.m.) Saban looking extra "cocky man at the monthly subdivision meeting' today.
Halcombe (3:01 p.m.) Arkansas defense looking more "Treutlen, Wheeler, Montgomery" today.
Halcombe (3:08 p.m.) Razorback RB must have answered yes to the following question: Can you run between you "A" gap and "B" gap?
Answer: That's where the lineman should be, dummy.
Halcombe (3:18 p.m.) Time when you hate being a paginator: Kerning on endzone art is too close, and you're the only one who notices.
Halcombe (3:24 p.m.) I hate sideline reporters. They offer nothing positive to my life. They are food equivalent of fat free mayo: flavorless and too runny to stick to bread.
Maguire (3:41 p.m.) Did Dave Rader kidnap Jim McElwain and take his place in the box?
Dad (3:43 p.m.) Very poor execution. He scored on the sneak btw.
Maguire (3:49 p.m.) Needed that. Hope it gives us a shot in the arm. RTR.
Jamie (3:59 p.m.) Dre Kirk wanted his name called today, it seems
Me (4:25 p.m.) "Cade" is a stupid name.
Maguire (4:26 p.m.) I would never name my kid that.
Me (4:31 p.m.) I'll be damned.
Dad (4:31 p.m.) ..uh, wow
D. Hardin (4:32 p.m.) That was unreal
Maguire (4:32 p.m.) Best run of Maze's life.
Dad (4:32 p.m.) Made 26 people miss
Me (4:43 p.m.) Um ... what?
D. Hardin (4:44 p.m.) Yeah is this a fluke or are we pretty good?
Me (4:44 p.m.) We may have overrated Arkansas a bit.
Maguire (4:46 p.m.) Doubt Arkansas will run the ball again today.
Jamie (4:58 p.m.) I think their DL injuries hurt some but bama OL played better than they have all year by a long shot, considering the competition to this point.
Me (4:50 p.m.) They ain't goin away ...
D. Hardin (4:51 p.m.) Naw we knew they wouldn't but I think wilson's willingness to play is going away
Maguire (4:51 p.m.) Not going away, but we know how they're gonna do it. Got to stop them in the air.
Me (4:59 p.m.) Gary: "What struck me about the tornado destruction was how haphazard it was." And that guy knows haphazard.
Whit (5:12 p.m.) Gary can kiss my big black ass
Me (5:02 p.m.) Was that a joke?
Me (5:02 p.m.) Seriously, he thought he could run a simple lead on 4th & 1?
D. Hardin (5:04 p.m.) Wow I know didn't even follow the full back
Me (5:16 p.m.) Upon further review, it looked an awful lot like Petrino called his QB "a fcking coward" just now.
Me (5:27 p.m.) More from Gary: "He took it in the chin from 6 different guys."
Maguire (5:28 p.m.) #unintentionalporn
Zach (5:28 p.m.) Wow. See tv now. Asswhip.
Me (5:32 p.m.) Feel any better about last week seeing what Clemson is doing to FSU?
Jamie (5:33 p.m.) No matter what happened today our d still sucks until further notice.
Zach (5:35 p.m.) No. FSU sucks. Auburn sucks.
Zach (5:35 p.m.) But we will get better. FSU wont.
Dad (5:35 p.m.) Petrino does not care for the ref's opinion.
Halcombe (5:36 p.m.) Da Sawks are down 9-1 in 7th. Bet now Big Papi is wishing "This is Sportscenter" ad came true before start of season.
Me (5:38 p.m.) Gary WILL NOT stop talking about how Arkansas can still win the West.
D. Hardin (5:40 p.m.) He is idiot ... He also said ... the way to beat alabama may not be a passing offense. Well hell Ven they are negative running the ball bitchMaguire (5:43 p.m.) He's like the folks in politics now. "Anybody but Alabama." Hell with him, he's an idiot.
Dad (5:44 p.m.) Bama is so lucky!
Maguire (5:48 p.m.) 4-0. Roll Tide.
Jamie (5:42 p.m.) This may set a record for fewest fans for a traveling team. Owls run to the locker room pre game and not 1 person in vistors section cheered. Not one
Me (7:02 p.m.) Kirk's outfit tonight was picked out by a black preacher.
Jamie (7:05 p.m.) Whatever it is, it looks better than our football team
Jamie (7:27 p.m.) Without a doubt the worst combined display of football I have ever witnessed.
Me (7:34 p.m.) Brent just nominated the Mathieu kid from LSU for SEC Player of the Year.
Rob (8:09 p.m.) Jeez little early in the year huh?
Dad (8:00 p.m.) Four weeks in auburn is working on tackling technique.
Halcombe (8:23 p.m.) I'm waiting for Brent to accidentally throw out a LLWS reference like, "Geno Smith is comparable to Jake Fromm, the fine young man from WR."
Halcombe (8:28 p.m.) What's the point of the Michelin Man's sash? Did he win the "Mr. Naked Tire Pitchman" or something?
Halcombe (8:32 p.m.) What is Big Bird's opinion of all this yellow in prime time?
Halcombe (8:49 p.m.) Think I heard Brent just say he'd nominate Mathieu for statehood and immediately place him on the UN Security Council.
Zach (8:52 p.m.) Watching Auburn be terrible at the moment.
Jamie (9:45 p.m.) Holgorsen fits into wv nicely. Just mouthed "bush league mf-ers" to lsu sideline
Rob (10:02 p.m.) So ur saying there's a chance
Me (10:02 p.m.) Not anymore.
Rob (10:03 p.m.) Whoops