Monday, November 1, 2010

gameday texts: sequence 8

Apparently most of our regular characters for "Gameday Texts" decided to take the week off along with the team — pickings are pretty slim this week. So think of this week's entry as a sort of all-encompassing weekend edition, with notes from the games, Halloween and life in general. As always, feel free to add your own entries here or by finding me on Twitter. Please to enjoy.
Pedro (10:19 a.m.): If Corso dresses up like a USC song girl, I'll puke.
Whit (10:30 a.m.): Hundred dolla bills and 15 cases of beer.

Maguire (12:07 p.m.): Even though they're terrible, nothig warms my heart like seeing Tennessee get beat.

Maguire (12:41 p.m.): Well, it's the first half. We're always competitive in the first half. But I'm confident we'll fall apart in the next 30 minutes.

Maguire (12:43 p.m.): When did Dexter McCluster become a rapper? And what happened to his dignity?
(Note: He's talking about Lil Wayne ... I think.)

Pictured: Either Lil Wayne or McCluster.

Maguire (1:53 p.m.): I bet the ones who didn't travel to Columbia are robbing a convenience store in celebration right now.

Maguire (2:15 p.m.): Coach Saban doesn't drive an F-150 every day. He drives a Mercedes.

Maguire (2:46 p.m.): What's with all the lame songs every network is using with their football coverage? I don't like this trend.

Stacey (5:25 p.m.): Change. The. Channel.
Stacey (5:27 p.m.): Or. Take. Shots.

Maguire (5:34 p.m.): He's (Masoli) not a bad QB. #2 wouldn't make that throw.

Pedro (5:35 p.m.): Knowing that the Irish just lost to Tulsa makes it nearly bearable that Amanda's walking around the kitchen singing "Livin on Tulsa Time."

Maguire (5:37 p.m.): Why is Ole Miss wearing white? Did I miss something?
Maguire (5:39 p.m.): Ahhh. I though they were just dingy. And why would it give them an edge? You shouldn't need gimmicks to get up for the game when #1 comes to town.

Stacey (6:36 p.m.): Who's the bigger 4-year-old? Nutty or Cheezit?

Pedro (7:04 p.m.): Julia's first door to door trick or treat was hitting up the former preacher next door and the church financial secretary across the street. Like takin candy ...

Jamie (9:03 p.m.): Vandy QB's name is Funk. I think with a name like that, makes it pretty easy to throw game at a band party.

Jamie (9:05 p.m.): Texas is reeling.
Maguire (10:15 p.m.): Baylor!

Jamie (10:43 p.m.): My gut is that UTex buys (Muschamp) out of that deal.

(On the tip jar at Starbucks)
Stacey (Sunday, 1:42 p.m.): No one tips me for waking them up from surgery.
Whit (Sunday, 1:43 p.m.): I don't tip. Already pay too dang much for coffee.
Jack (Sunday, 2:00 p.m.): I don't give them anything. The coffee is expensive enough.
Eric St. Clair (Sunday, 4:58 p.m.): I think you knock it in the floor saying, "You're lucky to have a job."

Halcombe (Sunday, 3:59 p.m.): Anyone ever considered most vampire accents come off more like Jerry Stiller? Bluh! I've got got this great idea to sell computers from my garage. Bluh!

Stacey (Sunday, 4:30 p.m.): Surrounded by Aubs at trunk-or-treat ... About to choke myself on my witch hat.
Amy P (Sunday, 4:55 p.m.): Just saw a couple dressed up as thing 1 and thing 2 from Dr. Seuss. The woman was taking a big drag off her cigarette. Amusing.

Heather B (Sunday, 7:22 p.m.): Well at least you didn't have to cover the race today. Look at it that way.

1 comment:

-D. said...

The McCluster thing was actually him...some lame commercial had him rapping about something. I tried to block it out, though.

And Burkett singing "Livin' on Tulsa Time"--that's hilarious.