Thursday lines: November Rain

This week's edition of "Thursday Lines" comes to you courtesy of sportsbook.com. This week we have a new game: try to spot the most absolutely terrible matchup on the board (and there are several candidates). As always, if you have anything to say about lines or anything else, feel free to comment here or visit me on Twitter.

Thursday
Ga. Tech (+13) at Va. Tech

Friday
W. Michigan (+3.5) at Central Michigan
UCF (-2) at Houston

Saturday
Wisconsin (-20) at Purdue
Louisville (+6) at Syracuse
Virginia (-1) at Duke
Minnesota (+24.5) at Michigan St.
N.C. State (+3.5) at Clemson
Iowa (-17.5) at Indiana
Maryland (+8) at Miami
Illinois (+3) at Michigan
Air Force (-7) at Army
Florida (-14) at Vanderbilt
Baylor (+7.5) at Oklahoma St.
Colorado (-9) at Kansas
UNLV (+18) at BYU
Navy (+3) at East Carolina
Boston College (-3) at Wake Forest
Northwestern (+6) at Penn St.
Hawaii (+21) at Boise St.
(Note: If the Big XII ever really wanted to expand, couldn't it just get crazy and go get Boise? Why not, right?)
Washington (-35.5) at Oregon
Nebraska (-19) at Iowa St.
TCU (-5) at Utah
Alabama (-7) at LSU
Marshall (+9.5) at UAB
(Note: The Blazers may have turned the season last week by going for 2 — and making it! — at Southern Miss. Not sure what genius decided to schedule them for a Saturday afternoon the same day as 'Bama-LSU, though. There won't be 5,000 people in the stands.)
California (-14.5) at Washington St.
Troy (-11.5) at North Texas
Arkansas (+4) at South Carolina
Oklahoma (-3) at Texas A&M
Oregon St. (-5) at UCLA
Texas (-4) at Kansas St.
Missouri (-4) at Texas Tech
Tennessee (-20.5) at Memphis
Arizona (+9.5) at Stanford
Arizona St. (+5.5) at USC