Our apologies, as always. Feel free to add any texts you may have received from me, for clarity's sake.
Pedro (10:23 a.m.): "ACC Football: it's almost basketball season, and then you'll be scared of us."
Jamie (11:10 a.m., regarding Auburn's football radio broadcast): You're actually listening to that?
Maguire (11:11 a.m., regarding Stan White): A real genius, that guy. And he would also like to sell you some insurance.
Dad (11:12 a.m.): My game is tag.
Jamie (11:17 a.m.): A day when u would think there would be no whining. Goo call. Also: AU 4 plays, 155 total yds.
Maguire (12:40 p.m.): I like Kentucky. There's good bourbon there.
Rob (1:22 p.m.): Rtr mofo!
Halcombe (3:48 p.m.): Who wins a old-fashioned girl slap fight: Nick or Urban? And posit this against the potential hissies each is liable to pitch on a questionable fumble.
Dad (4:05 p.m.): Btw tenn and LSU look bad.
Pedro (4:09 p.m.): Note to all females using port-a-potties in and around Tuscaloosa ... use the lock.
Dad (4:27 p.m.): All that orange.
Jamie (4:33 p.m.): Sorry to say. But I'm all ut today.
Jamie (4:38 p.m, regarding Texas' Will Muschamp): Over-rated (clap clap clap clap clap) over-rated.
Jamie (5:11 p.m.): Rockytop!
Dad (5:12 p.m.): How bout dem vols?
Jamie (5:39 p.m.): What do les miles and waffle house white bread have in common?
Jamie (5:39 p.m.): They are both toast! Made that up myself.
Moody (5:48 p.m.): Did u just see the cluster that was the end of the LSU game?
Moody (5:49 p.m.): Oh crap. 12 defenders on field so they are doing it again.
Moody (5:50 p.m.): Now they won.
Jamie (5:51 p.m.): I can. Not. Believe that.
Jamie (5:52 p.m.): Luckiest m----------- on the planet.
Dad (5:53 p.m.): The hat strikes again!
Maguire (6:59 p.m.): Let's give 'em hell ... Roll Tide.
Maguire (7:38 p.m.): Somebody should tell Urban Crier that Timmy is in Denver, and it helps if you have someone to catch that pass.
Maguire (8:10 p.m.): Boom! Keep punching them in the face.
Maguire (8:44 p.m.): So if you're Oscar — er, Urban Meyer, what adjustments do you make at the half?
Maguire (8:52 p.m.): If I were the band director, they'd play "In the Court of the Crimson King" and ELO's "Turn to Stone."
Maguire (8:57 p.m.): And something from Rush.
Maguire (9:19 p.m.): Brantley is terrible under pressure.
Moody (9:36 p.m.): I was just thinking that I was gonna have to call the family and disown (Emanuel Moody).
Pedro (9:42 p.m.): Got to say, as a fan, I want more of Scott Cochran demanding crowd noise. Those are awesome.
Jamie (9:43 p.m.): Been a long streak of mediocrity in Boulder as the fans rush the field after beating 1-4 Georgia.
Moody (9:49 p.m.): Sometimes it sucks to be a QB.
Pedro (9:56 p.m.): To hell with Georgia.
Maguire (10:14 p.m.): That's the defense I was looking for. Roll Tide.