What an enjoyable first week. Now if we could only just ... aw, dammit ... DAMMIT TO HELL ...
Would it have killed someone to just let everybody enjoy this for about 30 minutes? Is it really necessary to put EVERY big win on the cover of a magazine? Couldn't they find Barry Bonds' bloated head and slap him on the cover again for something?
Ah well. The price you pay, I suppose. I don't mind being on the cover of SI — I'd just rather it be for something other than Week 1. Geez.